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Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:11:16 -0600

Why don’t more people watch Hey Arnold online? It...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:08:23 -0600

Why don’t more people watch Hey Arnold online? It wasn’t even my favorite cartoon but it’s a really good show now.

paulhphillips: tonytoday: tinygiraffe: So this is happening...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:40:59 -0600

paulhphillips:

tonytoday:

tinygiraffe:

So this is happening right now. =D

I thought Emily was the only person who likes this…

You’re so wrong. Ask her why she likes it.

THIS IS IN MY HEAD. TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:46:45 -0600

THIS IS IN MY HEAD. TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN.

This is my favorite picture of any of my parents.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:41:19 -0600

This is my favorite picture of any of my parents.

Whoever made this is evil. I would say more but I’m not...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:36:34 -0600

Whoever made this is evil. I would say more but I’m not big on being contradicted by know-it-all cynics online.

"I was in no condition to be seen by anyone, much less some dude who is still attractive despite the..."

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:11:46 -0600

“I was in no condition to be seen by anyone, much less some dude who is still attractive despite the fact he’s neither Jewish nor rich.”

- random terrific person

In case you were wondering about my HalloweeeN costume… I...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:57:45 -0600

In case you were wondering about my HalloweeeN costume…

I was a 50s housewife. I’m sure you recognize the dress.

Please ignore how strange and muppet-like my face looks.

artificialcinnamon: peterconnsbetterthanyou: You know it is...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:27:17 -0500

artificialcinnamon:

peterconnsbetterthanyou:

You know it is going to be a good week when your GREATEST FEARS START BEING CONFIRMED.

A MONSTER SHARK? REALLY?

A 10-foot Great White Shark which was nearly snapped in half by a larger shark has authorities warning swimmers off Australia’s Queensland coast of a massive 20-foot “monster shark” lurking off the coast.

via Towleroad

~~TERRIFYING~~ HORRIFYING

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, here we come.

This is my greatest dream come true. When do I have time to go to Australia, hmmm…

interrobangin: “You four-eyed fuck. And you fat piece of shit....

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:04:49 -0500

interrobangin:

“You four-eyed fuck. And you fat piece of shit. Get me the DOLL!!!”

I’m mostly thankful that Susie Greene is back in my life. I just want to marry rich and yell at people and always look fabulous and bedazzle t-shirts. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??

Don’t forget Jew.

luikenator: inothernews: frangry: How a Sewing Machine Works...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:12:01 -0500

luikenator:

inothernews:

frangry:

How a Sewing Machine Works is totally blowing my mind. (via darklamb)

OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I’VE FOUND YOU! No really I never got how this worked.

I just watched the season premiere of Desperate Housewives...

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 21:15:29 -0500

I just watched the season premiere of Desperate Housewives (despite the FIRE DRILL in the middle of it) and TELL me you did not know Susan was marrying Mike. Susan is such a slut.

Would it be too much if I added “Mayfair” to my last name on facebook to show support for Katherine?

artificialcinnamon: meaghano: thebronzemedal: Occasionally on...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:44:35 -0500

artificialcinnamon:

meaghano:

thebronzemedal:

Occasionally on Tuesday nights (luckily, my night of the week to work) my library runs a program called K9 Reading, in which children who have difficulty reading aloud in front of their peers get the opportunity instead to read in front of a patient, non-judging, storytime loving dog.

You can now let this picture send you into a #swoon coma.

Yeah, okay, I’m gonna cry.

When I started taking French in high school, I practiced on my dog.

paulhphillips: robgonemild: andyv01c0m: evangotlib: think4you...

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:46:22 -0500

paulhphillips:

robgonemild:

andyv01c0m:

evangotlib:

think4yourself:

Obama’s School Speech | John Cole, The Scranton Times-Tribune

Lol this is awesome.

God I hate white people.

Yes, ANOTHER pair of shoes! Scotch Guard tomorrow!

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:40:40 -0500

Yes, ANOTHER pair of shoes! Scotch Guard tomorrow!

Rosemary's Baby According to Katie Bryant

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:10:00 -0500

Me: I'm scared from watching Rosemary's Baby
Katie: Oh, is that the movie where she has a baby and doesn't have any recollection of it?
Me: No, that's not what it's abou...
Katie: And her husband is in the Mexican Mob?
Me: Where did you hea...
Katie: And he won't let her go to the hospital and she has the baby at home then doesn't remember?
Me: No...it's about a lady who gets pregnant with Satan's baby.
Katie: Oh. I just came up with a really good plot for a movie then.
Me: ...
Katie: Not horror, but like, a thriller.

interrobangin: leothegreat: Desperate Housewives Season 6...

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:57:52 -0500

interrobangin:

leothegreat:

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Promo
I cannot fucking wait.

(Also, who did Dana Delaney piss off to get that hideous dress?)

1. How dare you. Those look like some sort of sequin. That dress is beautiful. You might as well have just said glitter is stupid.

2. It’s Delany.

3. What we really should be focusing on is why she’s apparently trying to die.

SOOOOOO EEXXXXCCCCIIIIIITTTTTEEEDDDDD. I might have to stop watching if Dana Delany dies because Katherine is my role model.

paulhphillips: Fail. (Via digg.)

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:13:55 -0500

paulhphillips:

Fail.

(Via digg.)

Ahhhh shoes are done! Hopefully the Scotch Guard won’t...

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:02:55 -0500

Ahhhh shoes are done! Hopefully the Scotch Guard won’t make the colors bleed together!

"This is a town of FILTH and INDISCRETION!"

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 22:56:03 -0500

“This is a town of FILTH and INDISCRETION!”

- Katie Bryant, on NYC.