golden since 97
Interests/Religion-
Golden Girls
Cinderella
Patti LuPone
How a Sewing Machine Works is totally blowing my mind. (via darklamb)
OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I’VE FOUND YOU! No really I never got how this worked.
I just watched the season premiere of Desperate Housewives (despite the FIRE DRILL in the middle of it) and TELL me you did not know Susan was marrying Mike. Susan is such a slut.
Would it be too much if I added “Mayfair” to my last name on facebook to show support for Katherine?
Occasionally on Tuesday nights (luckily, my night of the week to work) my library runs a program called K9 Reading, in which children who have difficulty reading aloud in front of their peers get the opportunity instead to read in front of a patient, non-judging, storytime loving dog.
You can now let this picture send you into a #swoon coma.
Yeah, okay, I’m gonna cry.
When I started taking French in high school, I practiced on my dog.
Obama’s School Speech | John Cole, The Scranton Times-TribuneLol this is awesome.
God I hate white people.
Rosemary's Baby According to Katie Bryant
- Me: I'm scared from watching Rosemary's Baby
- Katie: Oh, is that the movie where she has a baby and doesn't have any recollection of it?
- Me: No, that's not what it's abou...
- Katie: And her husband is in the Mexican Mob?
- Me: Where did you hea...
- Katie: And he won't let her go to the hospital and she has the baby at home then doesn't remember?
- Me: No...it's about a lady who gets pregnant with Satan's baby.
- Katie: Oh. I just came up with a really good plot for a movie then.
- Me: ...
- Katie: Not horror, but like, a thriller.
Desperate Housewives Season 6 Promo
I cannot fucking wait.(Also, who did Dana Delaney piss off to get that hideous dress?)
1. How dare you. Those look like some sort of sequin. That dress is beautiful. You might as well have just said glitter is stupid.
2. It’s Delany.
3. What we really should be focusing on is why she’s apparently trying to die.
SOOOOOO EEXXXXCCCCIIIIIITTTTTEEEDDDDD. I might have to stop watching if Dana Delany dies because Katherine is my role model.
Fail.
(Via digg.)

