golden since 97
Interests/Religion-
Golden Girls
Cinderella
Patti LuPone
Why don’t more people watch Hey Arnold online? It wasn’t even my favorite cartoon but it’s a really good show now.
So this is happening right now. =D
I thought Emily was the only person who likes this…
You’re so wrong. Ask her why she likes it.
Whoever made this is evil. I would say more but I’m not big on being contradicted by know-it-all cynics online.
In case you were wondering about my HalloweeeN costume…
I was a 50s housewife. I’m sure you recognize the dress.
Please ignore how strange and muppet-like my face looks.
You know it is going to be a good week when your GREATEST FEARS START BEING CONFIRMED.
A MONSTER SHARK? REALLY?
A 10-foot Great White Shark which was nearly snapped in half by a larger shark has authorities warning swimmers off Australia’s Queensland coast of a massive 20-foot “monster shark” lurking off the coast.
via Towleroad
TERRIFYINGHORRIFYINGMega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, here we come.
This is my greatest dream come true. When do I have time to go to Australia, hmmm…
“You four-eyed fuck. And you fat piece of shit. Get me the DOLL!!!”
I’m mostly thankful that Susie Greene is back in my life. I just want to marry rich and yell at people and always look fabulous and bedazzle t-shirts. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??
Don’t forget Jew.

